88

I thought I may attend the graduation ceremony next Friday, but somebody told me secretly that I don't qualify to attend. When I first heard 88 people can't attend the graduation ceremony, I was so happy bcoz I really thought that I would make it. But somebody told me the truth, it's sad....
My hard works are all wasted, it's really sad to miss the graduation ceremony in your life....

she's finally gone

finally, she has gone..... Of course we all breathed a sigh of relief when she left. I know we won't have a lot of unnecessary problems at home.

But one thing we really felt sorry for her was when we saw her handcuffed by the immigration workers at the immigration centre. She cried crazily and had a regretful look. She was really happy when she was told that we were going to send her to the immigration centre. I think she felt anxious at that time bcoz what we told her about the immigration camp is true. There were 5 male illegal workers and her. She is not an illegal worker, she has a passport but the information is all wrong. So they have to keep her in the camp. All problems are caused by her coldblooded agent. I hope she can understand why we took her to surrender. Wish her all the best in her future and be more mature. I know we used to hate her but when we saw her crying like a cow just now, it's so pity for her. it's all over, just forgive her.

She's gone!!!

Our family would be fine after tomorrow....that bitch is going to disappear !!!
Thanks god!

Prank

received a disgusting prank call. It sounded like an old lady.
Me: Hello
Lady: May I speak to Ivan?
Me: Yeah,it's me.
Lady: (blur sound)......
Me: Hello. Who are you? What are you? Where are you from?
Lady: I'm Jenny. Somebody gave me ur number from Facebook.
Me: Facebook??
Lady: Yeah, Facebook.
Me: So what do u want?
Lady: I would like to ask if i'm interested to make love with you, would you like to make love with me????
Me: Huh, You are crazy!!